December 2011
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That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
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Evidential Proof that being a nice guy gets you...
Basically there are but 2 choices. You’re either a nice guy or a jerk. As you can see here, by being nice you’re basically stuck in this “cycle”. You really can’t go anywhere else. The only way that you can break this endless cycle is by being a jerk.
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We used to be the closest of friends and now I’m nonexistant to him. As much as I hate him right now and I want to hit him with a bat and yell at him, I decided to stay quiet…
Because…when I reflect upon my life, I realized how much I let people down myself in life. My band teachers in high school yelled at me and were always on my ass because they were pissed off that I...
That moment when your parents actually say yes
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When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
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That awkward moment where I have a better chance at graduating Summa Cum Laude than with her..
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My life, mortality of friendships and rebirth...
I hanged out with Salem and Oscar Ramirez today. It was an awesome day. We didn’t hit up that many stores, but its still a great effort considering this unbelievably cold weather. We talked alot and about how Oscar has to bust his ass off to get into college. What I loved the most is how much I had in common with them, it’s awesome. It’s really nice to have people who I can...
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“Last night I went home at 2 with a ten, and woke up at 10 with a 2”
– Willie Nelson
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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Pfft like they actually have an idea of what it’s like to be Forever Alone…
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“When lying about relationship experience and number of sex partners, men ADD and...”
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17-mile marathon: Broadway from South Ferry to...
…that’s ok bro, I don’t need a ride, I can walk to Yonkers from here, it’s only 263 blocks away!
12/27/11 The Most Epic Walk Ever…
Today, I walked all 17 miles of Broadway from South Ferry to Yonkers!!! The whole trip took me 6 hours. I began at 3:40PM and I crossed the NYC/Yonkers borderline at 9:47PM
It was one of the most challenging walks of my life. Not...
i'm tempted to do a massive rant on here. but then...
sheusedtobex:
teleph0nes:
this omfg.
i do this all the time. no shame
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Amanda: I can't wait to see my boyfriend...I miss him SO much! 4/9/11
Me: Rubik's cubes are awesome! I can't wait for my 7x7 cube I ordered to come in the mail :)
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Putting more effort into tumblr then school
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
Guilty as charged >.<
" ____ is in a relationship "
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Shoutouts to my single people out there...
Christmas is an awesome holiday to celebrate, so is New Year’s. Don’t let who you are stop you from being happy.
So you’re trying to celebrate your holidays and be happy, but suddenly you’re a third wheel surrounded by couples making out and saying romantic stuff 24/7? Or perhaps your friends or other people are giving you that “you need to get a bf/gf” look?...
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Macombs Road..."suicide" down a hill
Macombs Road & Featherbed Lane, South Bronx NY (Recipe for Disaster…)
I was turning down this hill on mid October this year, I was traveling down at almost 50 mph on my bike. I was rushing to get to Jerome Avenue so fast and then this asshole runs a red light (the ONLY red light this road has) on Featherbed Lane and I crash into the ground, my hands were bleeding and I almost broke...
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Fefita La Grande - La Chiflera
Perico...
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Welcome to College...
I’m so damn tired right now, I have a really bad back pain and I look like I’m about to pass out. We ran out of food stamps money so there’s not much left to eat till Saturday, and I don’t even know wtf to eat for breakfast tomorrow.
I swear I’m never pulling this again next semester. I’ve had countless 5 hour energy drinks this week, 3 days of all nighters in...
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Anonymous asked: who are your best friends, when and where did you meet them?
5 days until Christmas. →
daily-tumbles:
10 years ago, I’d be like:
5 years ago:
Now:
Wasn’t it just November last week?
Anonymous asked: who did you last kiss?
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Maryam: Can't you believe it Carlos? Me and my bf make 8 months tomorrow!
Me: Burger King is offering 2 Whoppers for $4, I think I should go there for lunch, sounds like a good idea :)
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A day in a life of finals week...Thanks 7-hour...
2 1/2 days, ≈ 48 hours awake straight…
God knows how I managed to stay awake…
Thursday Morning:
I already started studying my ass off for that core music final…I gathered all the music, and the info into my notes, already took like 30 pages of notes because I knew what a painful night it was going to be.
Thursday Afternoon:
I walk an hour from Brooklyn College to Bay...
“Women want everything in the alphabet…from A to Z…I know...”
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I swear…If I hear another girl complain about how guys are assholes, cheat, don’t care or don’t listen, I’m going to LOSE IT.
I’m tired of repeating the same shit over and over again a million times.
YES, most guys are jerks, yes they don’t care about women. But you women KNEW in the first place that they didn’t care about you, and that there are so...
That awkward moment when you can't express...
most-awkward-moments:
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First world problems →
Having a bad day? Click here and laugh a little!
LMFAO people whose lives are better than yours…both funny and annoying when they complain.
I swear people are such attention whores these days. Especially “attractive” girls who take 1M pictures of themselves and say they’re ugly. Really annoys the shit out of me.
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AVE MARIA by Nicholas Gombert
A-ve Ma-ri-a! A-ve...
Biggest BS advice I've ever heard in getting a...
ROFL!!!
Whoever came up with this advice is a complete retard I swear…
